Nothing bothers me more than the fact that the Unicorn has the same exact skin as the Hungarian Halfbred. I would have imagined that Rockstar would make it more white, and not with that black muzzle.

I got a domestic dispute call to my house because I was still playing Undead Nightmare at 3am with the volume turned right up and I was screaming ‘GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME’ and shooting everything in Jorge’s Gap. Oops…

I tried to hogtie all the characters I knew in Undead Nightmare to save them and cried for everybody I had to shoot.

I hope Grand Theft Auto V has an Undead Nightmare II, where Zombie John Marston comes back and fights alongside Michael, Franklin, and Trevor. 

I LOVE Red Dead Unicorns

I wonder how Zombie John whistles without lips.

Playing through Undead Nightmare the first time, my mother walked in just before having to visit Reyes. Remembering what happened during the story line, I refused to continue playing in front of her. I spent twenty minutes arguing that the game was boring and that she should just leave.

After meeting the last Sasquatch and hearing his story, I was so upset I decided to  go to my last available save file to undo killing them all. Even tho that meant I’d have to redo an entire days worth of game time just to see Sasquatches running around.

Seth was actually my favorite character in the whole game. I found him hilarious and entertaining, especially in Undead Nightmare.

It was heartbreaking to see John as a zombie in Undead Nightmare. No matter what, I couldn’t accept that he was dead. He couldn’t be dead. He couldn’t be a zombie… so I’d go back to the very start where he was happy and alive and every time he died he came back to life.